Sunday, July 18, 2010

How to Annoy People: Eight easy steps from an experienced pro!

These are 8 ways to annoy the general public, your classmates, or family written by a very experienced professional in this subject.

Note: These may be rude, not reccomended for goody-two-shoes.

#1: When they ask the time, say every digit and add "precisely" or "approximately" to the start. For example, say it is 6:03, you would say "The correct time is approximately six colan zero three."

#2: "Accidentally" moan/groan/snore loudly in your "sleep" when there is someone else trying to sleep in the same room.

#3: Go up to a random stranger, widen your eyes and yell: SACAGAWEA! (Pronounced "SA-KA-JE-WAY-AAH") and watch their alarmed reaction. (You could also try this in various other situations such as a job interview.)

#4: Ask a person if they would like a chocolate chip cookie. If they say yes, say "TOO BAD!" and start singing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up".


#5: Rave on and on about how amazing a website or movie was that doesn't exist. And make sure if it is a website, you right down a huge url and when they take it home they type all that for nothing!

#6: From across a table, a classroom or a busy space, get someone's attention, and when they look at you, make signs and strange symbols with your hands and look at them as if you expect them to know exactly what you are trying to tell them. Finally when you see them face to face tell them that you were talking about a rabbit that live is your garage.

#7: Look at them for extremely elongated periods of time. This works suprisingly well!

#8: Use long, technical words in every sentence. This gets really annoying after a while. If you know words like this, use them, and if you don't, make them up, and make them sound scientifical.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Movie Review: "The Box"

Hello Everyone,

Today I am going to review a movie I saw last night called "The Box". If you have seen it and you agree/disagree or want to add something, comment on this post, please.

Brief Summary:
Norma and Arthur are a pretty average couple with not too much money. They have a single son named Walter. One night, Norma finds a box on her doorstep with a note reading "Mr. Steward will call upon you at 5:00 pm". At 5pm, Mr. Steward goes to Norma and Arthur's house and explains to Norma what the box does. He says if you push the red button atop the box, 2 things will happen. A person you don't know will die, and you will receive 1 million dollars cash, and the offer will be made too someone else. If you do not press the button, nothing will happen, and the offer will be made to someone else.

This movie is twisty-turny, and will keep you on the edge of your seat. It is a smart plot, but the ending does not clear everything up, and could be improved. However, this may be a set up for "The Box Part Deux".

Overall Rating: 3.5/5

I recommend this movie to anyone 13 or older looking for an edge-of-the-seat, weird and creepy, yet clever movie.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

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